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As they get older, they get more offensive -- if you are "offended" by profane, irreverent, obscene (and funny, depending on who you ask) grind, that is. Anal C--- have risen like a demented, spandex-clad, hairsprayed phoenix with their new album, 'F---in' A,' which um, celebrates the trashy glam of the '80s Sunset Strip scene...

Legions of extreme metal followers will gather at this year's March Metal Massacre, which will take place in Reading, Pa. at The Silo Nightclub on March 27. The event will feature over a dozen bands, including headliners '80s Philadelphia death metal band, Goreaphobia, Floridida black metal veterans Kult ov Azazel, New Jersey '80s death/thrash band Blood Feast and Newton, Mass...

Metal is one of those genres that takes itself so seriously, it's automatically hilarious. That's why we've endeavored to bring you the top 10 funny songs in metal. Granted, it's more than possible we missed a few tracks, which is why we encourage you to offer your two cents...

Manhattan's Knitting Factory was a three-level venue in Tribeca. Any given night, there were several rad shows happening simultaneously, giving the adamant music lover an everlasting tasty piece of gum to chew on. But like many venues in Manhattan (Coney Island High, Rock and Roll High School and CBGBs), rent hikes and city regulations got the best of The Knitting Factory...

ON A BOAT: Nola sludge kings Eyehategod have a few dates scheduled in the Northeast later this month. The shows feature an impressive supporting cast, including Pig Destroyer, Goatwhore, Anal Cunt, Howl, Unearthly Trance and Tombs, and one of the shows is actually on a boat...

In the news business, there are days when you're slammed ... where there's so much going on, you barely have time to fart. Then, there are other days where its deader than your Aunt Mary. Yesterday was slow ... really slow. Yet, somehow, today's White Noise is crammed with awesomeness...