Steel Panther Clip Celebrates Tiger Woods’ Masters Tournament Win

As pro golf legend Tiger Woods was dealing with the aftermath of the infidelity events that uprooted his life, Steel Panther wrote a song about it all on their 2012 album Balls Out. In the tune, they implored him to cover his tracks and "don't think about those three foot putts." But as the 2019 Masters Tournament drew to a close, a three foot putt was all that stood between Woods and his fifth Green Jacket. The Panther quickly uploaded a clip in celebration.

"The only thing that would've made this moment sweeter..." prefaced the band before congratulating the golfer on his tournament victory. The 60-second clip shows Woods lining up what's practically a gimme putt and as the ball rolls gently toward the 18th hole, the music to "Tiger Woods" starts in all its melodic glory.

If this Steel Panther song has eluded you for the last seven years, here's the lyrics and video:

If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail the girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil
Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
Become the king of your neighborhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah

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