If you aren't familiar with Andy Rehfeldt's comedic spin on death metal by now, you probably just got the Internet. Welcome! The Internet is a cool place where you can find entertaining things like a Radio Disney style cover of classic metal songs like Cannibal Corpse's hit 'Hammer Smashed Face' among others.

The latest song to undergo the kid-friendly reconstruction is Necrophagist's devastating cut 'Stabwound.' As usual, major keys dominate the song, inverted the evilness of the music to make it sound happy and pleasant. If you have kids and you want to play them some death metal, but don't want them to worry about death metal monsters under their bed at night, play this!