The Internet’s Funniest New Tool Album Memes

If you’re a Tool fan and you’ve heard of the Internet, chances are you’ve seen some sort of meme poking fun at the band’s decade-long drought without a new album. As if to distract ourselves from the wait, we’ve laughed along with each meme, and these are the internet’s funniest.
Whether it’s a decomposing corpse waiting patiently, hilarious pop culture references or even adorable animals, we love these memes. There are so many Tool fans, memes just keep popping up each day we ponder our seemingly endless wait.
Check out the Funniest New Tool Album Memes below!
I've done the maths, Tool's new album should be releasing on 13th September 2033 pic.twitter.com/XlN2UIcTQg
— X-Man Drum Covers (@XManDrumCovers) June 29, 2017
Maynard needs help finding the new @Tool album. @mjkeenan pic.twitter.com/F8NsEdem2r
— PB (@ljbogiani) July 13, 2017
Still waiting for that new TOOL album.#Toolband #tool pic.twitter.com/eXWO5eay07
— هولدن کالفیلد (@caulfield1969) May 23, 2017
New Tool Album coming soon. pic.twitter.com/wxTY4AyqU6
— .måîk. (@cultofneurisis) November 29, 2015
. By the time a new TooL album comes out, we'll all be in Arizona bay. pic.twitter.com/kVkqX4f1gx
— undeaddinkleman (@DarkCarniVol) July 23, 2015
#tool #newtoolalbum #waiting #forever pic.twitter.com/2TDnIL1QbX
— DiskoTeknik (@n_diskin) September 8, 2015
#TOOLsday
Even #LiamNeeson want's a New #TOOL album pic.twitter.com/SN047KtwQO— Powerchild (@Prisoner0fToday) March 14, 2017
According to Reddit, new Tool album out at the end of the year… pic.twitter.com/C7MfToxHaB
— Mirz (@Anonymirz) July 16, 2016
Well it looks like #AdamJones is working on the new #Tool album pic.twitter.com/Oc3UiLIOZe
— Marvin Groveau (@mgroveau) May 9, 2017
@Tool
If you're not making a new album for my ears how about some wine#winelover#tool#please pic.twitter.com/XQvbmxF0lX— conundrum and riddle (@TeresaS30674053) April 20, 2017
#IfOnlyTheEarthCouldSpeak It ask if the new TOOL album is ever coming out pic.twitter.com/3iVNx7EpTp
— Learn 2 Swim (@EryThangIzGeigh) April 18, 2017
I find 'New Tool Album' memes to be more personally relatable than all other memes. pic.twitter.com/jEiYde3jJC
— realMatthewSpicer (@Matthew_Spicer) July 29, 2017
Stand down batman! There's no new album#tool pic.twitter.com/hBoWfu26aA
— Dr. erturk (@dr_erturk) August 1, 2017
ASTRONOMICAL NEWS ABOUT THE NEW TOOL ALBUM! 😀 pic.twitter.com/yaLrstvBHd
— Heavy Metal Yeti (@HeavyMetalYetii) October 11, 2015
Tool fans: Its been 10 years, can we have a new album?
Maynard: iTs biN teNN YeARs,,, cAn we hAv nU aLBuM¿ pic.twitter.com/DXx1CvVPJR— Brett Wodon (@sonovthedawn) May 10, 2017
#Tool is trending. No it's still not a new album. pic.twitter.com/92EKg5cWpG
— recite the plan (@recitetheplan) January 4, 2017
When @joerogan tells you that he talked to @mjkeenan and you find out that the new Tool album is not coming out this year. pic.twitter.com/7aIGi8zVqh
— Liberty Underground (@LibUnderground) July 30, 2017
"Tool to release new album next year"
Next year.
Yeah right. pic.twitter.com/YMwMpzZL9x— Milky ( ಠ_ಠ) (@Milkdoodles) October 5, 2015
you won't wait for a new tool album if you don't listen to tool pic.twitter.com/dZppS1k1mo
— Achmad (@cringecrimson) July 16, 2017
The giraffe took so long I'm surprised it didn't give birth to a new TOOL album. #AprilTheGiraffe pic.twitter.com/heOtrCJIQc
— Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus) April 15, 2017
Waits over 6 years for a new tool album – http://t.co/VPJ05SxU8Z pic.twitter.com/uPU4j4eb9d
— Sandor Viczian (@Funny73) September 2, 2015
when the new Tool album drops pic.twitter.com/V57DjBD6MZ
— Jeb Boo-sh (@dincolnlouglas) March 15, 2017
I don't know where the new TOOL album is, lady. I'm only a horse. Sorry! #TOOL pic.twitter.com/qmnNdrku66
— Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus) November 16, 2016
The New Tool Album, Update #3,729 https://t.co/zVXEthjVZq pic.twitter.com/zdvWTZ5Ouz
— Alan Cross (@alancross) October 27, 2016
TOOL Newsletter Calls Out "Trolls" With Negative Attitude About New Album https://t.co/nLmPGOzgx7 pic.twitter.com/XXRGJKh0Dg
— worldwidemetals (@worldwidemetals) October 4, 2016
There’s Renewed Hope That We Might See a New Tool Album This Century https://t.co/voIfcZ7xbo pic.twitter.com/LsKHPqzUs1
— Alan Cross (@alancross) August 1, 2016
That face you make when someone mentions the new TOOL album. @Tool #Tool pic.twitter.com/CEXU5S0NL9
— Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus) July 5, 2016
Waiting for the new Tool album like pic.twitter.com/6814EFwjxJ
— Andrew (@TuringTested_H) June 19, 2016
The #SkeletonInMyCloset is still waiting for the new TOOL album to drop. pic.twitter.com/N0oX8KRgAf
— Hoodie McDerps (@Mc_Derpin) June 6, 2016
Take husband to first TOOL concert. Now a huge fan waiting for new album. pic.twitter.com/MhcD6lt1Gb
— Eloise Gates (@Urban_Su) February 1, 2016
Waiting 10, 000 days for the new Tool album pic.twitter.com/UFZkZZmwVd
— Ace ⚡️ (@RockVAce) December 25, 2015
#tool #toolband #newtool #newtoolalbum #DonaldTrump #Trump #douchebag #nottrump2016 pic.twitter.com/VgzevvhcDk
— Lennon Hanson (@minnesotacation) December 3, 2015
#tool #newtoolalbum pic.twitter.com/CfILpz3WZ3
— enigmatic enigma (@darkstar6) October 17, 2015
— NEW TOOL ALBUM OUT? (@newtoolalbum) August 24, 2015
@mjkeenan drops the new @Tool album #ToolLeak pic.twitter.com/KAcU3UQxeC
— #APC2017 (@ToolPusciferAPC) April 1, 2015
Tool needs to hurry up and put that new album out, been way too long, but you can't rush perfection @ToolMusic @Tool pic.twitter.com/f3drOZUK3K
— SC NOLE (@toolfreaksc) February 27, 2015
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