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The Internet’s Funniest New Tool Album Memes
As if to distract ourselves from the wait, we've laughed along with each meme, and these are the very best.
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Maynard James Keenan Urges Fans to Stop Recording Video at Shows
Read about the Tool frontman's reasoning on why you should stay 'present' at shows.
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Maynard James Keenan Finally Explains the Tool + A Perfect Circle New Album Delays
Maynard James Keenan finally revealed why there’s been such a delay in getting new Tool and A Perfect Circle albums to the fans.
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Tool’s Justin Chancellor: New Album is ‘About 90-Percent There’
Tool have been working hard on the record for many moons, but in a new interview, bassist Justin Chancellor reveals Tool are 'about 90-percent there.'
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Watch Maynard James Keenan Get Slapped to the Ground by UFC Fighter Nate Diaz
Nate Diaz delivered a monstrous blow that left Maynard Keenan spiraling out… toward the floor.
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Tool’s Album Version of ‘Descending’ Will Sound Nothing Like the Live Version
According to guitarist Adam Jones, Tool’s performances of 'Descending' are extremely different from what the final version of the track will sound like.
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Watch a Dude Use Tools to Play Tool Songs
Alright, this is pretty inventive.
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Maynard James Keenan: Trump Is Not Your Enemy, Your Enemy Is Ignorance
Maynard James Keenan shared some words with a NYC crowd, imploring them not to look at Donald Trump as the enemy, but to instead see ignorance as the enemy.
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Tool Perform ‘Eulogy’ for First Time in 16 Years, Maynard James Keenan Delivers Message to ‘Snowflakes’ in Crowd
Though 'Eulogy' has long been a fan favorite, Tool have left the track out of their live show since 2001.
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Tool + A Perfect Circle Apparently Will Not Release New Albums in 2017
The wait continues?