If you desire an evening of metal that you can't categorize and is as hip as it is brutal, then you need to head out on a cosmic march to see Zoroaster and Weedeater on their upcoming trek, which launches Feb. 28 in Detroit.

There is nothing trendy about either band, so if you want to destroy your hearing and have your mind blown, this tour has your name tattooed all over it.

Zoroaster tour dates

2/28 -- Detroit, MI -- Magic Stick

3/1 -- Chicago, IL -- Abbey Pub

3/2 -- Minneapolis, MN -- Triple Rock

3/3 -- Lawrence, KS -- Jackpot

3/4 -- Denver, CO -- 3 Kings Tavern

3/5 -- Salt Lake City, UT -- Burt's Tiki Lounge

3/6 -- Boise, ID -- Shredder

3/7 -- Seattle, WA -- Funhouse

3/8 -- Portland, OR -- Rotture

3/11 -- San Francisco, CA -- Thee Parkside

3/12 -- San Diego, CA -- Ruby Room

3/13 -- Los Angeles, CA -- Echoplex

3/15 -- Albuquerque, NM -- Launchpad

3/18 -- Austin, TX -- SXSW

3/19 -- San Antonio, TX -- Korova

3/20 -- New Orleans, LA -- Siberia

3/22 -- Tampa, FL -- Orpheum

3/23 -- Orlando, FL -- Backbooth

3/24 -- Atlanta, GA -- The Earl

3/25 -- Spartanburg, SC -- Ground Zero

3/26 -- Savannah, GA -- The Jinx