It's Valentine's Day, so you naturally think of GWAR, right? No? OK, but that doesn't mean our favorite freakazoid metallers can't get into the romantic stuff too.

GWAR guitarist Balsac the Jaws of Death has put together a recipe he's called Candied Sweetbreads on a Bed of Seared Hearts in honor of Valentine's Day. "If this dish doesn't get you laid," boasts chef Balsac, "your girlfriend or boyfriend is either a prude or a vegan!"

The dish was submitted to culinary queen and metalhead Annick Giroux for her Hellbent for Cooking: The Heavy Metal Cookbook. Annick Giroux's Hellbent for Cooking book.

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