In what Alternative Press has dubbed "the best Festivus present anyone could receive," New Jersey grind heroes Dillinger Escape Plan will be hitting the road for two weeks in December with fellow Jerseyans Thursday. Supporting the quick stint are Florida indie rockers Fake Problems.

Says Thursday of the upcoming trek Via Twitter, "Yes! We will be touring with our friends in Dillinger and Fake Problems!!! December!"

Dillinger Escape Plan are currently in the studio with Steve Evetts recording 'Option Paralysis.'

Dec. 04 -- Farmingdale, N.Y. -- The Crazy Donkey
Dec. 05 -- Syracuse, N.Y. -- Lost Horizon
Dec. 06 -- Montreal -- Foufounes Electriques
Dec. 07 -- Toronto -- The Mod Club
Dec. 09 -- Poplar Grove, Ill. -- Chubby Rain House of Tunes
Dec. 10 -- Grand Rapids, Mich. -- The Intersection
Dec. 11 -- Covington, Ky. -- The Mad Hatter
Dec. 12 -- Sauget, Ill. -- Pop's
Dec. 14 -- Millvale, Pa. -- Mr. Small's Theatre
Dec. 15 -- Baltimore -- Otto Bar
Dec. 16 -- Richmond, Va. -- Canal Club Downstairs Lounge
Dec. 17 -- Allentown, Pa. -- Crocodile Rock
Dec. 18 -- Clifton Park, N.Y. -- Northern Lights
Dec. 19 -- Cambridge, Mass. -- The Middle East Downstairs