Marilyn Manson Contracts Swine Flu

"Unfortunately, I am going to survive," he assures us all. Despite all of his media trials and tribulations, MySpace reported that Marilyn Manson has contracted the H1N1 virus -- better known as swine flu.

While the flu season is heavy upon us all, Manson finds humor in the situation. The MySpace Celebrity blogs feature a wide variety of pop sensations, including Jared Leto, Avril Lavigne and Taylor Swift.

Marilyn Manson still has a ton of tour dates, but no official announcements have been made yet as to what is to come of this lengthy U.K. itinerary.