Gwar Return to the Road, Oderus Urungus Threatens to ‘Devour Midgets’
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the venue, Gwar decide to leave their bunker located in the recesses of their Antarctic stronghold. They’re hitting the road to spread their nefarious and often unwanted seed for a little while longer. The brief tour will hit unsuspecting East Coast locations for a week at the end of February — so don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Lead singer and infamous baby crusher Oderus Urungus told Noisecreep, “Just when I think I can relax at home, devour fecal midgets and masturbate wildly, I get the call that we have to go out on tour again. But after all this Christmas crap, I can understand why the human race is eager for me to return and spray AIDS infested urine in their faces … because they suck!”
This tour marks the continuation of their 25th anniversary, which is now their 26th anniversary at this point. But Gwar know no boundaries and are completely disinterested in concepts like time and space.
Oderus also said, “We decided to come back to the U.S., re-open the bloody pit and mutate some more of our helpless followers. Then we shall invade the very heart of the galaxy with our infected hatred and lust for war against all things alive. That and party.”
Gwar tour dates
2/17 — Raleigh, NC — Lincoln Theatre
2/18 — Allentown PA — Crocodile Rock
2/19 — Millvale PA — Mr. Smalls Theatre
2/20 — Brooklyn, NY — Music Hall of Williamsburg
2/21 — Syracuse, NY — Westcott Theater
2/22 — Burlington, VT — Higher Ground
2/23 — Providence, RI — Lupo’s Heartbreak Hotel
2/24 — Sayreville, NJ — Starland Ballroom
2/25 — Richmond, VA — The National