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Catwoman Pepper Sprays Ozzy Osbourne in the Face

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Things on Hollywood Boulevard get pretty weird on a routine basis, you know with all those costumed impersonators and all. Nevertheless, it still must have been bizarre for the fire department to get a battery call at 5:30 reporting that a fight between Catwoman and Ozzy Osbourne ended with Ozzy getting a stream of pepper spray to the face.

Though initial reports falsely identified the Black Sabbath frontman impersonator as Jack Sparrow from the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean‘ franchise, it has been confirmed that the victim of the pepper spray was indeed the prince of darkness.

The lady, who requested to be referred to as Catwoman, claimed to have been harassed by two men–the aforementioned Ozzy Osbourne, as well as a space alien.

“He was antagonizing me to do so, so I did,” she said. “I said, ‘I’m giving you fair warning. If you do not get away from me I will spray you in the face.'” Her story was confirmed by Willy Wonka.

“She told him and told him and told him, and he continued to push her — so there it was,” he said.

And thus ends another day on Hollywood Boulevard.

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